Shit or any other expletive you wish to employ. Here we have the first release on the Tuzmadoner label, the wonderfully oblique Shish ep featuring Royston and The Different Eyes. I managed to persuade the girlfriend that this was an essential purchase at a record fair last year; that it would make a fine christmas present and at £100 would also be a bargain. She stumped up the cash, I purchased the record and then watched it leap from its sleeve and roll hurriedly across the floor. It was a mirthless moment until I retrieved it and found it unscathed. Don't think she was convinced it was a bargain but now look at this, Hypstr66 sells it for £163.