TURNTABLE REVOLUTION RECORD COLLECTION 26

EYE ON EBAY----By george, they're everywhere

A plethora of Harrison singles have surfaced on ebay in recent weeks. Most of them have been sold by Mike the Hoarder who, it seems, as his name suggests, hoarded many copies of this one and only release by the midland's band. Due to its abundance it's no longer the Holy Grail for indie collectors, that would be the Wee Cherubs single. This one was sold by another seller and went for the knockdown price of £74.11.

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EYE ON EBAY----Emergency Ward 34

Time was when this would sell for double this sale price of £41.22. Ward 34 had Andy Taylor as trainee producer on this effort but even the Duran Duran connection couldn't propel this beyond the £50 mark.

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WHAT I LOST ON EBAY

A foreign indiepop effort of which I know nothing but that didn't prevent me from bidding on the Hip Horace single which was released in 1988 in Sweden. I gazed in awe as it sold for £98.99. And not to me I might add. I suspect it sold to either Atichon or Picheux, my old indiepop collecting rivals.

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WHAT I LOST ON EBAY-----No joy on this ride

Advised by a respected follower of this unholy parish I went all Chopin on the keyboard but came out loser for the Joyride single, Goodbye/Something Special released on their own Joyride label. For some inexplicable reason this veered into a ditch at £152.67 selling for less than Modboy 1's other big seller described below. Please illegal bootlegging comp camp sort something out, I want to hear this.

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EYE ON EBAY-----From the outer limits of the twilght zone

Having escaped from the asylum the lunatics logged on and let their craziness loose on ebay. This Twilight Zoners effort is a mediocre meander through DIY pastures and isn't good enough to polish the Desperate Bikes' handlebars. I have the second single which was released in 1980, picked up for £1 in Brighton about a year ago, and that doesn't come within a tramp's vomit of the majesty of the One On The Clapometer single. I can't believe this broke through the £200 barrier but the seller Modboy 1 (does that mean he's the original mod?) must be rubbing his lambretta with glee.

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EYE ON EBAY----Tango in mango

Dieter Meier didn't have to cry for fame for too many years as he and fellow musician Boris Blank raced into the charts under the guise of Yello in the late eighties. This single, Jim For Tango, released on Periphery Perfume on mango coloured vinyl, waltzed over the £40 mark. I remember buying this in MVE for about 50p nearly thirty years ago.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 july 3

1 Honest Johns : Grandfather Of Gold
2 Ash Can School : A Day Out Of Paris
3 Shitbirds : Oh Joy
4 Hardy Boys : Fifteen
5 Dolly Mixture : New Look Baby
6 Indifferent Dance Centre : Flight And Pursuit
7 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
8 Mag And The Suspects : Thousands Dead
9 Lovely Eggs : Have You Ever Heard A Digital Accordion?
10 Help Stamp Out Loneliness : Pacific Trash Vortex
11 Peppelkade 14 : Time Flies
12 Proles : Thought Crime?
13 Fish John West Reject : Twenty Ways
14 Eggstone : Bubblebed
15 Memphis : You Supply The Roses
16 Camera Obscura : French Navy
17 McClusky Brothers : She Said To The Driver
18 Josie Cotton : Johnny Are You Queer?
19 Northern Portrait : Crazy
20 Nine Steps To Ugly : Bobby Charlton's Haircut

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EYE ON EBAY----Keeping their cool

The Fans very wonderful Giving Me That Look In Your Eyes on the Bristol based label Fried Egg reels in £34. Worth every penny and about what I paid for it three years ago.

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WHAT I LOST ON EBAY-------Not my virginity

How I Lost My Virginity by the Spunky Onions spurts past my maximum bid and sells for £53.85. It's enough to make one cry. Vies with Regular Fries for the worst band name ever. According to Messthetics this was released in 1979. By its omission from 45 Revs this is almost certainly an error.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Sending pop to the Abbatoir.

Quiz yourself this, how many Scandinavian bands can you name that don't begin with A? Abba, Ace Of Base, Aqua, A-Ha, Acid House Kings, one wonders if those bands ever got past the letter A in the English dictionary. Kriminella Gitarrer were obviously page turners and, even more radically, they weren't in thrall to the English langauge. Their rebellious nature wowed some punters as their scorching punk single sold for £250+.

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EYE ON EBAY---Hit the road Jack Kerouac.

From the Hypstr66 collection comes Nicky Beat And The Beatniks. 45 Revs likens them to the Desperate Bicycles in their amateurishness which had my bidding finger twitching. Such comparisons though remind me that nobody is equal to the Bikes and if I won said item I'd be constantly disappointed every time I read Mr 45 Revs' description. What also dissuaded me was the final price of £81.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Sema 4 sale signals economic upturn.

Caution, recession ahead. What recession? In the artificial economic landscape called ebay a vintage blast of punk can still persuade some punters to plunder their piggy banks. Blitz my wits, I didn't imagine Sema 4's seminal debut to gallop past £300, finally refusing to jump the £330 fence. For the benefit of Hypstr66 the boys from York delivered a yorker. I'm so glad I bought the reissue for under a tenner.

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EGGSTONE------Hatched in the garden of Sweden

This isn't a rare Three Stooges single. Would I shovel shit of that abominable nature down your ears? It's not even Abbot and Costello plus one; no it's Swedish indie popsters Eggstone and their opening vinyl salvo released in 1990 on Das Supersound Project. Patrik Bartosch, Maurits Carlsson and Per Sunding made up Eggstone and a true representation of the band appears on the back cover. Bubblebed was joined by two other tunes, Have You Seen Mary? and See The Good Thing. Many other releases followed until 1999; since then they have been dormant.

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WHAT I WON ON EBAY----Fish not thrown back

I cast a line with a £20 bait and hooked a Fish John West Reject single. At that price nothing to carp about. They swam about in the Australian indie backwaters around the late eighties/early nineties. I favour the B side Twenty Ways.

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I also scooped a bargain. Perhaps nobody noticed Peppelkade 14's lone single up for grabs. In the past this elusive indie 12" has heavily injured pockets selling for over £70. I snatched it at the starting price of 99p. No link to this as for some reason it's vanished from my ebay page.

TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 26

1 Hardy Boys : Fifteen
2 Shitbirds : Oh Joy
3 Indifferent Dance Centre : Flight And Pursuit
4 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
5 Ash Can School : A Day Out Of Paris
6 Dolly Mixture : New Look Baby
7 Honest Johns : Grandfather Of Gold
8 Help Stamp Out Loneliness : Pacific Trash Vortex
9 Mag And The Suspects : Thousands Dead
10 Proles : Thought Crime?
11 Eggstone : Bubblebed
12 McCluskey Brothers : She Said To The Driver
13 Camera Obscura : French Navy
14 Lovely Eggs : Have You Ever Heard A Digital Accordion?
15 Man From Delmonte : Like A Millionaire
16 Northern Portrait : Crazy
17 Josie Cotton : Johnny Are You Queer?
18 Nine Steps To Ugly : Bobby Charlton's Haircut
19 Peppelkade 14 : Time Flies
20 Fontaines : Bernadette

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EYE ON EBAY------On the Razorcuts edge

The Cinematic's one and only single was released in June 1982 and featured two founding members of the Razorcuts, Gregory Webster and Tim Vass. It came out on the Pulsebeat label which was based in Luton. A tweeful example of Postcard-like pop the outstanding track is Puffa Train. The girlfriend bought me this single for £50 at the London November record fair several years back. It dragged itself past that total by £1. In the past it has sold for over £90 so I claim this a bargain sale.

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EYE ON EBAY------Secondhand Escort is a nice little earner

I'm in a fug of bewilderment. Who were the Escorts? Their single on Rainbow Sound burned rubber to the tune of £137. Do any of my faithful followers know anything about this bunch? They've got me in a wheel spin.

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WHAT I WON ON EBAY

Nobody interested in this Po! release on Spain's auspicious Elefant label so I snap it up for its starting price of £4.99. My Po! collection may now be complete but they were p(r)olific and hawked their goods all over the indie universe so there could be another release I'm unaware of on some label like Rutland Water or Farmyard Collectables.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 19

1 Indifferent Dance Centre : Flight And Pursuit
2 Hardy Boys : Fifteen
3 Shitbirds : Oh Joy
4 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
5 Proles : Thought Crime?
6 McCluskey Brothers : She Said To The Driver
7 Help Stamp Out Loneliness : Pacific Trash Vortex
8 Camera Obscura : French Navy
9 Dolly Mixture : New Look Baby
10 Man From Delmonte : Like A Millionaire
11 Eggstone : Bubblebed
12 Nine Steps To Ugly : Bobby Charlton's Haircut
13 Josie Cotton : Johnny Are You Queer?
14 Mary-Go-Round : Fill My Head
15 Grout : Fast Cars
16 Fontaines : Bernadette
17 Sneakers : Ruby
18 Nine Steps To Ugly : Eddie Lopez Lives In Slough
19 Northern Portrait : Crazy
20 Fontaines : I Want Everything

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Turntable Revolution Record Collection 25

EYE ON EBAY------A plea to Mr.Costello.

The Zipps' Don't Tell The Detectives surges over the £350 mark. The seller advised interested punters to check out Popsike where potential buyers would either be dumbstruck or feign nonchalance. After visiting Popsike those with a spare £200 might have been sanguine about their chances but in the auction's closing minutes their optimism would have drained away.

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EYE ON EBAY----Children's version of a Gang Of Four classic?

Once upon a time this Pipettes single could shatter the £30 mark, now it just licks its undercarriage. Indie's answer to the Crystals have been quiet of late, have they hung up their polka dot dresses for good? I await the day I find I Love A Boy In A Uniform in MVE for a fiver.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 12

1 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
2 Proles : Thought Crime?
3 Hardy Boys : Fifteen
4 Indifferent Dance Centre : Flight And Pursuit
5 Eggstone : Bubblebed
6 Nine Steps To Ugly : Bobby Charlton's Haircut
7 Man From Delmonte : Like A Millionaire
8 Camera Obscura : French Navy
9 Mary-Go-Round : Fill My Head
10 McCluskey Brothers : She Said To The Driver
11 Grout : Fast Cars
12 Josie Cotton : Johnny Are You Queer?
13 Shitbirds : Oh Joy
14 Fontaines : Bernadette
15 Nine Steps To Ugly : Eddie Lopez Lives In Slough
16 Sneakers : Ruby
17 Fontaines : I Want Everything
18 Northern Portrait : Crazy
19 Help Stamp Out Loneliness : Pacific Trash Vortex
20 Loch Ness Mouse : Vespa 50

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EYE ON EBAY-------Countdown to a bargain.

The Stereotypes ultra rarity was brought to my attention by the man behind the blog Junk Box Jury. I missed it being listed so he sent me the details of its sale a few days ago. I expected a wild sum to be flung at it but it went for a modest £200. Would I have bid beyond that? Probably not even though I imagined it would graze the £500 mark.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 5

1 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
2 Proles : Thought Crime
3 Nine Steps To Ugly : Bobby Charlton's Haircut
4 Eggstone : Bubblebed
5 Camera Obscura : French Navy
6 Mary-Go-Round : Fill My Head
7 Grout : Fast Cars
8 Fontaines : Bernadette
9 Josie Cotton : Johnny Are You Queer?
10 Hardy Boys : Fifteen
11 Sneakers : Ruby
12 Nine Steps To Ugly : Eddie Lopez Lives In Slough
13 Man From Delmonte : Like A Millionaire
14 Desk : Astronauts
15 Loch Ness Mouse : Vespa 50
16 Fontaines : I Want Everything
17 Northern Portrait : Crazy
18 Sarah Goes Shopping : Yet Another Song About "Love And Peace"
19 Minisnap : Whistler
20 Je Suis Animal : Painted In My Face

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EYE ON EBAY------Absent from the holy text.

An oversight by Mr.45 Revs. According to the seller this single by the Sweeney is a punky effort released in 1979 but it is absent from the 45 Revs tome. I'm thinking the seller is at fault here with some incorrect info but if not perhaps a rewrite is on the cards. Only sold for a paltry fiver.

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EYE ON EBAY----Return of oxfam glam.

Those scamps in cast-offs Dolly Mixture appear again, this time represented by their wonderful LP. An improvement on its last performance it stretched provocatively up to £100. My extra copy is for sale at £80.

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IMPOSSIBLE DREAMERS-------They liked libraries

This single was recorded on January 7th 1980 thereby missing any critical appraisal from Mr.45 Revs. Books Books Books, the stand out track is, freakishly, a tribute to words rounded up and herded onto pages of books. This first release on Merciful Release shone a light on four fine songs of unrefined charm plus one throwaway track. The Impossible Dreamers was Caroline on vocals, Nick on guitar and vocals, Justin on bass, Colin on guitar and Simon on drums with various guests contributing handclaps.

The first three named held the group together for most of the eighties. Though they never got within a "now then, now then" of the charts they deserve a cigar for tenacity.

In 1982 they released Life On Earth, a Y (label) reg excursion into post punk. B side Spin was apparently a dance sensation in a club in New York. In 1984 came This House Built On Sand, a bright zingy number they could have stolen from the Bhundu Boys. In 1985 came August Avenue, a Johnny Marr production, which was a pleasant, if rather anaemic, pop effort.

By now RCA had extended a corporate hand and in either 1986 or 1987 they released one of their strongest singles, Say Goodbye To No One, which was stuffed with drama courtesy of Abbaesque piano and Caroline's sky-skidding vocals.

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EYE ON EBAY-------Clog rock.

Dutch punk I am completely ignorant of ensures Lpman can put a down payment on a small windmill. The Squats, who?

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