EYE ON EBAY-----Fiery teachers

Despite the seller misspelling the band's name The Blazing Apostles this attracted enough interest to hook in £57. It's So Easy/Comfort, to my ears, are only vaguely C86-like, having investigated them via the expediency of Google. Let them spread the word but not in my house.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Plug that hole in the sky

We might need an Ozone Farm. No idea who this lot were but I suspect they may have just the one release to their name. The Ozone Farm/Sail The Sea was released in 1986 and interest then, as now, was minimal as this sold for the starting price £1.99. According to the seller this is indie/Britpop despite the fact the latter genre was many years down the road. So what was life like on the ozone farm, specifically what did this lot sound like?

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NO CANDY FOR ME THIS XMAS

Some vampiric vinyl collector, possibly located east of Vladivostok, snatched the Candy Ranch single from me in the dying seconds of the auction. Reasoning that the last time this sold it stuttered around the £65 mark I was a little complacent and therefore had to suffer miseries as this went elsewhere for the steep sum of £173. It's very likely I'll have to wait another four years before this reappears. Released around late eighties/nineties on Tumak & Sons records in a picture sleeve with a shunter adorning it Section 58/Screaming Nutter trundled down a branch line to nowhere and remained neglected in some abandoned sidings, only a few collectors interested in jotting down its number.

VANISHED

Due to technical diffilculties with the home computer I have neglected the blog. For the few who follow this self-indulgent exercise I offer my sympathies; surely your lives are not so lacking in enrichment you can't go elsewhere for your pleasures? Be that as it may if I offer but one being a miniscule of fulfillment I feel absurdly humbled. If not, carry on without me as you have for the last month or so.

TRASH IN THE ATTIC

Want to mourn the modern world? Try the Isle of Wight, that undisturbed splodge beneath the knee of England, where a thick patina of the past prevents the present from imposing its empty gloss upon it. Home also to the Pumphouse Gang and Trixie's Big Red Motorbike, artistes that may as well have been based on the Falklands for all their influence on the mainland. Equally ignored, despite a convivial letter addressed to Go! Discs tucked inside the sleeve of my copy of their single, was The Attic, hopefully not named after the Adrian Gurvitz non-classic Classic. Little information is given on the sleeve. All three songs, The Final Thrill, Excuse To The World and The Cradle, appear to be originals written by the mysterious triumvirate of Arnell, Adams and Beasley.

The single was recorded in the summer of 1987 and came out on Picnic records.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 sep 24

1 Betty & The Werewolves : Paper Thin
2 Frazers : Get It Right
3 Tantara Blade : Seven Shades Of Shame
4 Like : He's Not A Boy
5 Laughing Apple : Participate!
6 Jangletties : Happy All The Time
7 Passengers : Hell To Heaven
8 Stripes : One Step Ahead
9 Attic : The Final Thrill
10 Tantara Blade : This Car Has Crashed
11 Summer Camp : Round The Moon
12 Veronica Falls : Beachy Head
13 Hit Parade : I Like Bubblegum
14 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love
15 Locals : You Never Have Fun
16 Absolute Albert : Noises
17 Elevators : Making Love To Graham
18 Sleepovers : Secret
19 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land
20 Frazers : Selfish

Green numbers indicate new entries.

EYE ON EBAY----Deep throat

Two People struggled to make any inroads into 1980's pop land despite releasing a handful of tantalisingly tuneful singles, the best of which were This Is The Shirt and this one, Mouth Of An Angel, which sold for a moderate £13.50. B side Let's Raise Murder is equally as good. This was a lucky find for me in a charity shop for the insubstantial sum of 50p.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 sep 17

1 Like : He's Not A Boy
2 Betty & The Werewolves : Paper Thin
3 Tantara Blade : Seven Shades Of Shame
4 Elevators : Making Love To Graham
5 Frazers : Get It Right
6 Laughing Apple : Participate!
7 Absolute Albert : Noises
8 Passengers : Hell To Heaven
9 Locals : You Never Have Fun
10 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land
11 Ferrymen : Whole World
12 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love
13 Society : Can't Hide A Lie
14 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults
15 Frazers : Selfish
16 Hari & Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home
17 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love
18 Sleepovers : Secret
19 Standard Fare : Philadelphia
20 Boy Genius : Blame Love

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EYE ON EBAY-----You've been fingered.

Obscure release by Fingers on Ratchet records. We're Alright/Saints Alive sells for £142. Did it ever come in a picture cover?

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EYE ON EBAY----Dead comedian's anti-feminist moment.

I'm fairly certain that everything on this lp by Bob Hope, I Hope The Sky Falls On Her Head, appears on Accident's The Patron Saint Of Adultery compilation which has a marginally more fetching cover of a woman in her underwear ( depending on your sexual preference ), which is perhaps a reference to that infamous night when the real Bob Hope compered Miss World and outraged feminists stormed the stage. Poor Bob was shaken and had to muster all his Hollywood bluster to righteously decry the harpies. If only feminists would storm the stage when misogynstic rappers start ranting on about bitches and hos. Whatever happened to the noble occupation of protesting? Meanwhile this sold for £66.99.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Lethal fish

Not rockabilly and not the Bristol bunch, this Stingrays is an altogether more interesting prospect simply because I'd never heard of them until Modboy put this single Still In Love With You up for auction. A financial outlay of £42 secured this slice of fish food.



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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 sep 10

1 Like : He's Not A Boy
2 Betty & The Werewolves : Paper Thin
3 Frazers : Selfish
4 Absolute Albert : Noises
5 Elevators : Making Love To Graham
6 Laughing Apple : Participate!
7 Locals : You Never Have Fun
8 Ferrymen : Whole World
9 Tantara Blade : Seven Shades Of Shame
10 Society : Can't Hide A Lie
11 Frazers : Get It Right
12 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults
13 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love
14 Passengers : Hell To Heaven
15 Hari & Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home
16 Boy Genius : Blame Love
17 Standard Fare : Philadelphia
18 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land
19 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love
20 Shrag : Rabbit Kids

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EYE ON EBAY-----

Bit of a bargain snapping up Kenickie's Catsuit City for £19. This was Kenickie's first single release on Marxist label Slampt, the north east's angry voice of insurrection. Lauren Laverne has now firmly slotted herself into the establishment.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 sep 3

1 Frazers : Selfish

2 Like : He's Not A Boy

3 Betty & The Werewolves : Paper Thin

4 Absolute Albert : Noises

5 Locals : You Never Have Fun

6 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults

7 Society : Can't Hide A Lie

8 Hari & Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home

9 Elevators : Making Love To Graham

10 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love

11 Shrag : Rabbit Kids

12 Ferrymen : Whole World

13 Boy Genius : Blame Love

14 Standard Fare : Philadelphia

15 Laughing Apple : Participate!

16 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land

17 Betty & The Werewolves : Euston Station

18 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love

19 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio

20 Felt Tips : Lifeskills

Green numbers indicate new entries.

EYE ON EBAY------A Welsh wet one

Genuinely rare powerpop single by Welsh band Liquid Stone. Released sleeveless, rumours have it that only a hundred or so exist. So no surprise when this sold for £500. Seller claimed that the a side had never been comped but he's made an error as the curious can find Here Comes The Weekend on Powerpearls volume 10.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 aug 27

1 Frazers : Selfish

2 Like : He's Not A Boy

3 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love

4 Betty & The Werewolves : Paper Thin

5 Hari & Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home

6 Society : Can't Hide A Lie

7 Absolute Albert : Noises

8 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults

9 Shrag : Rabbit Kids

10 Standard Fare : Philadelphia

11 Locals : You Never Have Fun

12 Boy Genius : Blame Love

13 Betty & The Werewolves : Euston Station

14 Ferrymen : Whole World

15 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land

16 Elevators : Making Love To Graham

17 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love

18 Felt Tips : Lifeskills

19 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio

20 Math & Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid

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EYE ON EBAY---------Supporting players

Never heard of The Actors but seller Modboy claims they would fit into the C86 bracket. The band was not imaginative enough to come up with a name for their label so maybe not much can be expected from their single which is comprised of three songs, Insanity, Strange Thoughts and Colony Earth. This mysterious item sold for £66.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 aug 20

1 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love

2 Frazers : Selfish

3 Hari & Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home

4 Shrag : Rabbit Kids

5 Like : He's Not A Boy

6 Society : Can't Hide A Lie

7 Betty & The Werewolves : Euston Station

8 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love

9 Standard Fare : Philadelphia

10 Betty & The Werewolves : Paper Thin

11 Boy Genius : Blame Love

12 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults

13 Pere Ubu : Cloud 149

14 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio

15 Morning Spunk : ?

16 Felt Tips : Life Skills

17 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land

18 Math & Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid

19 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?

20 Liechtenstein : This Must Be Heaven

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EYE ON EBAY------Sunburn and bloody noses

One of the great lost indie bands that sprouted up from the fertile C86 soil, The Siddeleys released the formidable Sunshine Thuggery 12" on Sombrero in 1988. Four flawless tracks of mustard-laced indiepop criminally overlooked at the time managed to persuade a punter to part with £33.


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EYE ON EBAY--------Childish Claim

Kent mod revivalists The Claim released several singles on various labels and this one on Caff is one of their rarest. Sleeve artwork by Billy Childish might have helped this rocket up to a final sale price of £79.81.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 aug 13

1 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love
2 Shrag : Rabbit Kids
3 Betty And The Werewolves : Euston Station
4 Hari And Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home
5 Standard Fare : Philadelphia
6 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love
7 Boy Genius : Blame Love
8 Society : Can't Hide A Lie
9 Pere Ubu : Cloud 149
10 Frazers : Selfish
11 Felt Tips : Lifeskills
12 Morning Spunk : ?
13 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land
14 Math & Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid
15 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults
16 Liectenstein : This Must Be Heaven
17 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio
18 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?
19 Tunnelrunners : Forever Crying Alone
20 Really 3rds : Everyday Everyway

Green numbers indicate new entries.

EYE ON EBAY------He keeps on killing time

The Clive Culbertson fan club continues to pay substantial amounts for Time To Kill. This copy sells for £127.27. Somewhere in a hidden forest there is a factory churning these singles out. Just how rare is this expensive morsel when it seems to turn up every month.

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EYE ON EBAY-------Desperate men

What's going on here? Smokescreen by The Desperate Bicycles achieves a surprising total of £62. Odd as this single regularly turns up and usually sells for half that price. One desperate bidder got squeezed.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 aug 6

1 Standard Fare : Philadelphia

2 Shrag : Rabbit Kids

3 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love

4 Betty & The Werewolves : Euston Station

5 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love

6 Hari & Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home

7 Pere Ubu : Cloud 149

8 Boy Genius : Blame Love

9 Felt Tips : Lifeskills

10 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land

11 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults

12 Liechtenstein : This Must Be Heaven

13 Morning Spunk : ?

14 Tunnelrunners : Forever Crying Alone

15 Really 3rds : Everyday Everyway

16 Society : Can't Hide A Lie

17 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?

18 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio

19 M J Hibbett & The Validators : Do The Indie Kid

20 Math & Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid

Green numbers indicate new entries.

EYE ON EBAY-----Report to Head Office

Modboy assures potential buyers that he's only come across three copies of Clicking In My Head by Head Office on Make Believe Records in twenty-nine years. There was a lot of clicking on the mouse which helps said record reach a dizzy £228.77 along with the claim that this is a lost powerpop classic. Is it? Help me find out somebody.

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EYE ON EBAY---------Lost in a Toy Shop

Minimal synth from Dewsbury tickles the fancy of a profligate bidder. The Maze by The Toy Shop has sold for less than half before but seller Modboy's pedigree ensures he collects £183.99 for this 7". Who was The Toy Shop?

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 july 30

1 Pains Of Being Pure At Heart : Say No To Love

2 Felt Tips : Lifeskills

3 Shrag : Rabbit Kids

4 Betty & The Werewolves : Euston Station

5 Standard Fare : Philadelphia

6 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land

7 Somewhere Over England : If I Ever Fall In Love

8 Liechtenstein : This Must Be Heaven

9 Pere Ubu : Cloud 149

10 Boy Genius : Blame Love

11 Really 3rds : Everyday Everyway

12 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?

13 M J Hibbett & The Validators : Do The Indie Kid

14 Tunnelrunners : Forever Crying Alone

15 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio

16 Socialist Leisure Party : Vulnerable Adults

17 Math & Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid

18 Hari & Aino : A Considerate Kind Of Home

19 Escorts : Bingo

20 Walking Floors : No Next Time

Green numbers indicate new entries.

EYE ON EBAY------I got it on tape

Ancient technology from the previous century still has its supporters, it seems. A cassette by Late Road Lunatics fetches a titanic total of £29.57 considering tapes capsized on the sea of obsolescence over a decade ago. They still sell them in Serbian petrol stations though.

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EYE ON EBAY--------Worth killing your pet for.......

Hysterical price paid for Radio Dept. lp Pet Grief. This was only released in 2006 on the loveable Labrador label who specialize in winsome Swedish indiepop. Final price £191.19

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 july 23

1 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land

2 Liechtenstein : This Must Be Heaven

3 M J Hibbett & The Validators : Do The Indie Kid

4 Really 3rds : Everyday Everyway

5 Tunnelrunners : Forever Crying Alone

6 Felt Tips : Lifeskills

7 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?

8 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio

9 Math & Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid

10 Walking Floors : No Next Time

11 Pere Ubu : Cloud 149

12 Dubious Brothers : South America Welcomes The Nazis

13 Faraway Stars : Jealous

14 Plastics : Robot

15 Escorts : Bingo

16 Plastics : Copy

17 Ethnobabes : Television Song

18 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold

19 Rogers Sisters : Les Fantaisies Sont Bien

20 Single Factor : Fresh On Her Lips

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INDIETRACKS---I want to live in an Indietracks world

The Indietracks weekend started for us on Thursday. We surged past Nottingham, briefly stopping at a few charity shops on Mansfield Road as a filip for our dismay at Anarchy Records being closed, before chugging on to Sheffield. There we partook of refreshment at our friend Jeanette's house. She has just completed a book on acid/psych folk and looked rather exhausted. Itching to finger dusty old records I excused myself and rushed off to Record Collector before it shut. Friday saw us depart Sheffield, a few records heavier as Jeanette had kindly given me some of her unwanted singles, Bunnygrunt, Rondelles, Comet Gain etc. We turned up at the Premier Inn to be terrorized by a giant cutout of Lenny Henry and an armada of Spanish indiepop types.



We arrived on site as the sun kindly threw a few chipped rays of light over the festival. Veronica Falls kicked off the weekend quite quietly due to a few sound problems but soon delivered several punchy tunes. Allo Darlin' bestrode the stage like a gentle behometh, Silver Dollars sounding like the song of the festival already. Headliners Everybody Was In The French Resistance....Now had front man Eddie Argos laughing at his own wonderfulness but had me wondering why he wasn't propping up the bill. Funny men in pop are as rare as coppers with a sense of humour, that lot from the Wirral can do it and so can M J Hibbet, Mr.Argos has as heavy a touch as one of his catalogues.



Post bands we hauled our weary bodies to Offbeat in the shed. Scuppered by poor sound we still shuffled our inept feet to a few indie classics. For a change of scene we wandered over to Come Out 2Nite in the marquee. Ever danced on nuggets of coal before? Maybe we were tenderizing them for the hungry steam trains. Dancing on stony ground to Johnny Boy's You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes seemed entirely appropriate especially the line "And you get what you deserve." Entirely inappropriate was Madonna's Into The Groove. It's an indie disco, no need to pander to the ignorant majority who don't know their Field Mice from their Field Trip.



Saturday started off awash with sunshine and then July mimicked October. Somehow we missed The Hillfields and most of Red Shoe Diaries but could they have bettered The Felt Tips? These Scottish lads were surely going to be the champions of the festival with their achingly arch songs about sex and Morrissey. But then along came The Cavalcade with their songs of rain-rinsed days in forsaken towns, of souls tortured by a captivity they've created for themselves to seek some twisted comfort. Outside clouds came to listen. But that was sunday, saturday still had several delights in the shape of the untamed energy of Betty & The Werewolves and The Give It Ups, boldly ramshackle and unformed. The Just Joans had yet another swipe at Morrissey, what is this fascination Scottish bands have with the old queen? Missed the Smittens, no doubt all glee and twee, but did mostly enjoy the leisurely pop of The Orchids; sometimes their sound is a little too sedate, like a supper club band for nonagenarians. Ballboy we heard from the car as we tried to remind ourselves what it was like to be warm. Even from afar they sounded good. Hurried back for Tender Trap but apart from Oh Katrina and the new single they failed to make me sway or swoon. Forgive me Amelia, it can't be you, it must be me. Rounded the day off with a dose of The Primitives, Tracy Tracy looking like an unsoiled Brix Smith. Not entirely engaged until I heard a succession of hits and Nothing Left. A quick shimmy to some shiny tunes spun by the very capable Astrogirl and then back to the menacing cardboard Lenny Henry.



The Indietracks train was inexorably approaching the terminus and parts of my brain were already anticipating the anti-climax of monday morning. No shabby sunshine, all blue skies, but the day would darken, mirroring the growing gloom in me as I knew this fabulous weekend was soon to end. We wandered among the buses and the trains, locating bits of my lost childhood, shreds of it coagulating into a confused whole, before heading back for the quiz. This meant missing the splendid M J Hibbett, perhaps a mistake as our quiz performance would have brought the wrath of Ann Robinson down upon us, "White Town had the highest chart position of any Indietracks band, not The Primitives, who can't tell the difference between his no.1's and his no.2's?" Cloaked in the rags of defeat we cheered ourselves up with the spectacular beauty of The Cavalcade who spun webs of shimmering melody in the church. Most of our remaining hours were spent getting ever chillier under the wasp tree watching The Loves and their buxom dancers, the criminally under-attended Cannanes, the splendid Standard Fare, the shrill Shrag who seemed incapable of introducing songs without foul imprecations, the two children sitting near us loved them. Missed Slow Club, by all accounts a mistake, but did turn up with the Swansea collective to see The Pooh Sticks, a band I've sort of overlooked for years, but with their homemade placards displaying song titles and their recruitment of Amelia they passed the time. It was when they played On Tape that they suddenly won me over. Shame it was their last song. The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart closed the festival and they sounded better live than on record. The new material was as uplifting and vital as the older stuff. They kicked off with This Love Is Fucking Right and I knew my love for them was right too. I felt an errant tear stroll down my cheek as I knew these ecstatic days in Derbyshire were coming to an end. We delayed the inevitable comedown dancing to Joy Division and Talking Heads but we knew when the dull spectre of Bruce Springsteen haunted the decks that the real world, that icy world of a celebrity-saturated media, the Simon Cowell corporate leviathan and R & B sludge silting up the charts, was soon to impinge on our little village-like idyll.

Goodbye Indietracks-till next year.

TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 july 16

1 M J Hibbett And The Validators : Do The Indie Kid
2 Walking Floors : No Next Time
3 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?
4 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land
5 Math And Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid
6 Really 3rds : Everyday Everyway
7 Liechtenstein : This Must Be Heaven
8 Tunnelrunners : Forever Crying At Love
9 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio
10 Felt Tips : Lifeskills
11 Dubious Brothers : South America Welcomes The Nazis
12 Plastics : Robot
13 Plastics : Copy
14 Single Factor : Fresh On Her Lips
15 Faraway Stars : Jealous
16 Ethnobabes : Television Song
17 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
18 Escorts : Bingo
19 Rogers Sisters : Les Fantaisies Sont Bien
20 Velocette : Get Yourself Together

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EYE ON EBAY-----Remouldy old dough

According to 45 Revs the Robert And The Remoulds single has a catchy powerpopper on one side and a strange electronic effort in the mould of Tubeway Army on the other. Caught between two styles in an attempt to snag the zeitgeist it appears. Sold for £90.88.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 july 9

1 Math And Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid
2 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?
3 M J Hibbett & The Validators : Do The Indie Kid
4 Walking Floors : No Next Time
5 Plastics : Copy
6 Dubious Brothers : South America Welcomes The Nazis
7 Really 3rds : Everyday Everyway
8 Plastics : Robot
9 Tunnelrunners : Plastic Land
10 Ethnobabes : Television Song
11 Single Factor : Fresh On Her Lips
12 Tunnelrunners : Forever Crying At Love Songs
13 Bubblegum Lemonade : Caroline's Radio
14 Rogers Sisters : Les Fantaisies Sont Bien
15 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
16 Velocette : Get Yourself Together
17 Liechtenstein : This Must Be Heaven
18 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
19 Felt Tips : Lifeskills
20 Escorts : Bingo

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EYE ON EBAY-----Shizzzzzzzz

Shit or any other expletive you wish to employ. Here we have the first release on the Tuzmadoner label, the wonderfully oblique Shish ep featuring Royston and The Different Eyes. I managed to persuade the girlfriend that this was an essential purchase at a record fair last year; that it would make a fine christmas present and at £100 would also be a bargain. She stumped up the cash, I purchased the record and then watched it leap from its sleeve and roll hurriedly across the floor. It was a mirthless moment until I retrieved it and found it unscathed. Don't think she was convinced it was a bargain but now look at this, Hypstr66 sells it for £163.

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EYE ON EBAY------Most expensive postcard

I can remember when the Zoot Alors single used to tickle the heels of a hundred pound bill, these days it barely hurdles over a fifty pound note, this copy sold by Tinker-belle 16 grew tired at £56.19.

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EYE ON EBAY----Most expensive cinema

My information on the Odeons is zero. It's on Ellie Jay though which ensures it a reasonably high level of interest. Couple that with the fact that Modboy is selling it and any hopes of a bargain soon evaporate. Has sold for £51 in the past, this time it sells for £83.

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EYE ON EBAY----Wake up computer

The computer fell asleep when I tried to bid on the Sleepers single. Immortalized on Teenage Treats with Angel In A Raincoat, one of the tracks on this four track ep, seller Modboy hauled in a grand total of £122.99. This has often sold for half that so perhaps I should be grateful for my lazy computer in those final crucial seconds.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 july 2

1 Math And Physics Club : Jimmy Had A Polaroid
2 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?
3 Plastics : Robot
4 Plastics : Copy
5 Walking Floors : No Next Time
6 Ethnobabes : Television Song
7 Dubious Brothers : South America Welcomes The Nazis
8 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
9 M J Hibbett And The Validators : Do The Indie Kid
10 Roger Sisters : Les Fantaisies Sont Bien
11 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
12 Fascinators : Monochrome Moan
13 Velocette : Get Yourself Together
14 Jumprope : Sarah Wishes
15 Fascinators : Blue Movies
16 Blue Smarties : Sloop Buffy D
17 Single Factor : Fresh Upon Her Lips
18 Really 3rds : Everyday Everyway
19 Escorts : Bingo
20 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music

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EYE ON EBAY----Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck..........

Fucking Frazers single comes up on ebay as a Buy It Now and it's gone at 04.36 this morning which probably means someone in Japan has it for the bargain price of £11.99.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Oooooh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh

Seller claims to have rescued this Obtainers single from Crawley tip. (I remember buying my copy in a long defunct record shop in Putney on the strength of a favourable review in the NME). Quite what he or she was doing scrambling around in such an environment one can only wonder though perhaps this will encourage legions of record collectors to get down and dirty in their local waste. I'd advise against it as there are enough wee-smelling sorts ambling around record fairs, my stamina for stinky obsessives can only extend so far; what is it with some collectors, are they afraid of soap? Anyway despite last month's Record Collector featuring this single with a price tag of £1000 the Crawley-tip crawler secures under half that, £454.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Never had a haircut in his favourite shirt

Mr.Boogaloo sells some interesting private pressings. Despite spending two hours coating my fingers in stubborn dust whilst rooting through his unloved boxes of indie/powerpop singles this single by Nick Haward, Grey Day/Watching Through My Window, evaded capture. Obviously he has a secret chamber where he keeps his more interesting stuff. Nick appears to have originated from the Southwold area of Suffolk; I suspect there's a junk shop in the vicinity that's overflowing with gently crushed copies of Nick's single. Sold for £42.89, possibly because bidders confused Mr Haward with his near namesake Nick Heyward.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 25

1 Plastics : Robot
2 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
3 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
4 Blue Smarties : Sloop Buffy D
5 Velocette : Get Yourself Together
6 Fascinators : Monochrome Moan
7 Ethnobabes : Television Song
8 Fascinators : Blue Movies
9 Jumprope : Sarah Wishes
10 Tender Trap : Do You Want A Boyfriend?
11 Rogers Sisters : Les Fantaisies Sont Bien
12 Bluetrain : Because Of The Dollars
13 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
14 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
15 Walking Floors : No Next Time
16 Gits : Too Many People
17 Escorts : Bingo
18 Playing For Time : With My Heart
19 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
20 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down

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EYE ON EBAY-------Homepride man's brief musical career.

Fred, an obscure synth outfit on the Tyger label, cooked up this recipe which I have never tasted. But cold wave/dark wave/minimal synth/either sounds like Depeche Mode or the Human League music is in vogue at the moment. That being said this sold for a modest £48.77.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Seminal release

I doubted the existence of this despite it featuring in the estimable 45 Revs. A spoof, and a gloriously tasteless one at that. But I've been assured the Morning Spunk single does it exist; a copy sold on ebay about a year ago. Apparently the funsters behind this were not an offshoot of the Pork Dukes but former members of the Renegades, a British beat/R&B band who, failing to win hearts in the UK, did what so many other ignored British bands did, hawked their wares around Europe, wowing the Scandinavians before pitching up in Italy where they became stars by rousing the natives with some 50's R'n'R revival. If that didn't alarm the San Remo types their cash-in incarnation cover of Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll certainly left them incensed and probably inspired a youngish Silvio Berlusconi. The single flopped; somehow the snotty snobby Italians were unimpressed and scurried back to their opera seats. Sold for £41.77. And I won it.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 18

1 Velocette : Get Yourself Together
2 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
3 Blue Smarties : Sloop Buffy D
4 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
5 Fascinators : Blue Movies
6 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
7 Plastics : Robot
8 Bluetrain : Because Of The Dollars
9 Fascinators : Monochrome Moan
10 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
11 Jumprope : Sarah Wishes
12 Ethnobabes : The Televison Song
13 Gits : Too Many People
14 Playing For Time : With My Heart
15 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
16 Rogers Sisters : Les Fantaisies Sont Bien
17 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
18 Escorts : Bingo
19 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
20 Gross Club : Second Chance

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EYE ON EBAY-----Back from the drastic land of non-payment.

The original winner of this item did a runner, maybe through a tunnel, and so the Tunnelrunners rare Plastic Land single returned to ebay. Excitement mounted as this little gem shimmied up the bidding ladder finally resting at £520, £200 less than its previous price.

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EYE ON EBAY------Keep your Schnitz about you

Torquay's teenage terrors Das Schnitz return to ebay, this time not in one of their classic custom made sleeves but in a more prosaic paper sleeve. Didn't deter one punter paying out £171 for this classic ep.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 11

1 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
2 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
3 Bluetrain : Because Of The Dollars
4 Fascinators : Blue Movies
5 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
6 Blue Smarties : Sloop Buffy D
7 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
8 Velocette : Get Yourself Together
9 Playing For Time : With My Heart
10 Fascinators : Monochrome Moan
11 Gits : Too Many People
12 Plastics : Robot
13 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
14 Dadistics : Modern Girl
15 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
16 Escorts : Bingo
17 Gross Club : Second Chance
18 Ethnobabes : The Television Song
19 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
20 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You

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EYE ON EBAY----Unrecognized plant

Who was The Herbs? This one had me mystified. No sleeve so no clues. This was an EP with four songs, New York Nightmare, U Boat, Strum City and One Down And Two To Go, This City Has Sold Its Soul, released on SRT in 1980. Sold for £31.

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EYE ON EBAY------Ikea's expensive utensil

Lucky bidders were treated to an excerpt of this Kitchen And The Plastic Spoons single which was released in 1980 in, claimed the seller, a measly batch of 300. The A side, Happy Funeral, is manic synth punk which reminds me of Devo being forced to perform Model Citizens songs at gunpoint. Some Swedes were behind this and the record came with an A4 size trading card featuring a picture of Elizabeth Taylor;apparently each single had a different card. Sold for £129.22.

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EYE ON EBAY---A step beyond

Available from Detour for £300 this single by mod revivalists The Stripes evaded my grasp as it amassed £250 for the seller. My bidding fizzled out around the £100 mark.

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EYE ON EBAY---Noises off

The oddly named Absolute Albert is a fine piece of synth sprinkled with a dollop of droll humour. Released on A Mad One records in 1982 it is almost certainly their only effort. Sold for £53.86.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 june 4

1 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
2 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
3 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
4 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
5 Playing For Time : With My Heart
6 Bluetrain : Because Of The Dollars
7 Dadistics : Modern Girl
8 Blue Smarties : Sloop Buffy D
9 Gits : Too Many People
10 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
11 Fascinators : Blue Movies
12 Escorts : Bingo
13 Gross Club : Second Chance
14 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
15 Fascinators : Monochrome Moan
16 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
17 Cradleyard : This Is The Birth
18 Lucky Soul : One Kiss Don't Make A Summer
19 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
20 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy

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EYE ON EBAY-------Release the hounds

Who the hell was Husky? Excited ebayers couldn't restrain themselves from something described as "one of the rarest UK mod/powerpop singles". Really? I have my doubts but others didn't ensuring this pup sold for £430.

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EYE ON EBAY-------Turning plastic into gold

A strange alchemy at work here that can turn Plastic Land by The Tunnelrunners into a solid gold seller achieving £719 for Modboy1, one of those ebay merchants who regularly turns up rarities. This came with all the inserts so it was an attractive package. Reissue on Sing Sing records.


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EYE ON EBAY----Raising the temperature

Rough Trade-based fun with the unsettling sounds of This Heat and their 1981 experimental extravaganza Deceit. Despite the sleeve looking scuffed this attracted expensive interest with one determined bidder taking the prize for a magnificent £137.29.


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EYE ON EBAY-----Tiny seller tidies up

An astonishing £64 is paid for Liliput's Rough Trade LP. I know someone who picked this up for under a tenner at a record fair about three years ago, much to my chagrin as I wanted it myself.

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Not so desirable, it seems, is their other LP Some Songs which rewarded the same seller with a paltry £22.23.


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EYE ON EBAY-----Friday on my mind

The influence of the Two Tone label was ebbing by the time of this release by Friday Club which is a frequent visitor to ebay but not often in the 12" format. The final sale price was £57. The much rarer What Is Soul single has attained as much as four times that. I picked up my 7" of the former in an Oxfam in Huddersfield.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 may 28

1 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
2 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
3 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
4 Gits : Too Many People
5 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
6 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
7 Playing For Time : With My Heart
8 Gross Club : Second Chance
9 Dadistics : Modern Girl
10 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
11 Blue Smarties : Sloop Buffy D
12 Cradleyard : This Is The Birth
13 Lucky Soul : One Kiss Don't Make A Summer
14 Escorts : Bingo
15 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
16 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
17 Bluetrain : Because Of The Dollars
18 Shimura Curves : Stronger
19 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
20 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann

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FULL HOUSE

Not an offshoot of the Cortinas, the Escorts was a less prolific brand made in the powerpop mould. A rare model, their only single was seldom seen and some doubted its existence. The Escorts was manufactured in Melbourne, Derbyshire and only a few hundred miles worth of gigs were clocked up before the engine went phut. Bingo is a cry of despair, an outrage at the rise of the bingo hall, usually at the expense of the local cinema, which broke out like a plague of boils on a seventies Britain that eyed culture with contempt and suspicion. Team this up with The Fall's Bingo Master's Breakout, Mr DJ, and be the envy of the lone geek exiled in anorak corner at some cool retro club.

Band members were Dave T vocals, Bob W guitar, Anthony G bass and Andrew S drums. The record was released in 1980 or thereabouts on Rainbow Sound, the name of the studio in Nottingham where it was recorded.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 may 21

1 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
2 Gits : Too Many People
3 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
4 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
5 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
6 Gross Club : Second Chance
7 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
8 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
9 Dadistics : Modern Girl
10 Playing For Time : With My Heart
11 Shimura Curves : Stronger
12 Lucky Soul : One Kiss Don't Make A Summer
13 Escorts : Bingo
14 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
15 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
16 Cradleyard : This Is The Birth
17 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
18 Screaming Silence : Same Old Story
19 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann
20 Cradleyard : Alone

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EYE ON EBAY------Late on Orientals suffer dejection

Active in the mid to late eighties Playing For Time released their only single on their own Thumbs Up label in 1989 in a pressing of 1000. Rarely seen, if at all, on ebay, this was its second appearance within a few weeks. First time out the seller, a former band member, failed to list it internationally and as that sale drew to a close he was bombarded with frustrated emails from Japan. I happily plucked it from furious Orientals at its starting price. Getting wise to the workings of ebay he listed another copy and this time reaped a bulky reward of £351.50. The C86-loving label Firestation Towers may put out a cd of unreleased material but nothing has yet been finalized.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 may14

1 Gits : Too Many People
2 Gross Club : Second Chance
3 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
4 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
5 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
6 Shimura Curves : Stronger
7 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
8 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
9 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
10 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
11 Lucky Soul : One Kiss Don't Make A Summer
12 Screaming Silence : Same Old Story
13 Dadistics : Modern Girl
14 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
15 Playing For Time : With My Heart
16 Escorts : Bingo
17 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann
18 Cradleyard : Alone
19 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
20 Colenso Parade : Fontana Eyes

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EYE ON EBAY-----Double signal

They came from York and they had a thing about signs. This is Sema 4, who if around today might well have written an ode to York City's march to Wembley a few weeks ago, perhaps a reworking of their dynamic song Capital City. Both EPs surfaced within a few days of each other, the 4 From Sema 4 single, despite being a little trammelled, achieved a remarkable sale price of £181. A different seller extracted £94.99 for, in my opinion, the slightly stronger second release. Both contain very fine furious muddy moddy punky numbers.

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EYE ON EBAY----Little support for this Limps effort

Described as a worthy EP by 45 Revs which might imply a degree of mediocrity is on show on this four track EP which showcases two efforts each from The Limps and No Support. They released a further shared single before filing for a permanent divorce in 1981. This struggled to titillate ebay's punk community, no doubt due to the absence of the picture sleeve, the seller claiming a rather weak £32.

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EYE ON EBAY-----Wails from Wales

This EP promises Sex, Violence And The Eternal Truth. Featuring old favourites What To Wear, who appear to have the lowdown on Martians, Lost Boys, Venom and the Dodos, it's a plucky affair that usually attracts serious bidders. This was on offer without a sleeve which undoubtedly affected the final price of £51.09.

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EYE ON EBAY--------I would go out tonight

but I just paid £77.99 for a What To Wear single. Yes the Welsh japestars lone release, not counting their effort on the Sex, Violence And Eternal Truth EP, drains someone's pockets and possibly forestalls the replenishment of said someone's wardrobe. Hope they are consoled with this rare prize.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 may 7

1 Gross Club : Second Chance
2 Gits : Too Many People
3 Shimura Curves : Stronger
4 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
5 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
6 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
7 Screaming Silence : Same Old Story
8 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
9 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
10 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
11 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
12 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann
13 Lucky Soul : One Kiss Don't Make A Summer
14 Cradleyard : Alone
15 Dadistics : Modern Girl
16 Colenso Parade : Fontana Eyes
17 Vampire Weekend : Giving Up The Gun
18 Escorts : Bingo
19 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
20 Cavalcade : This Silent Town

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EYE ON EBAY-----Wonderful buy

Has the market collapsed with regard to this slice of delicious vinyl pie? Maybe it was because the seller only had 98.8% positive feedback that this rare pop gem by the Hardy Boys sold for a meagre £69.90. And it was free postage from Japan. It's pleasing to see the Japanese selling some of our pop legacy back to us, assuming of course that the winning bidder was based in the UK.

The Hardy Boys are playing live tomorrow at the Buffalo Bar next to Highbury & Islington underground station.

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EYE ON EBAY----Massive Mexican stand-off

A number of bidders went for this pleasant pop offering from Mexico Red helping it reach a final sale price of £102. First time I've seen this item on ebay. Picked up my copy for £9 in MVE about two years ago.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 april 30

1 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
2 Gross Club : Second Chance
3 Gits : Too Many People
4 Shimura Curves : Stronger
5 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
6 Blood Red Shoes : You Bring Me Down
7 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann
8 Screaming Silence : Same Old Story
9 Orange : Judy Over The Rainbow
10 Cradleyard : Alone
11 Colenso Parade : Fontana Eyes
12 Dum Dum Girls : Jail La La
13 Bluetrain : Land Of Gold
14 Cavalcade : This Silent Town
15 Bassholes : Moody
16 Lucky Soul : One Kiss Don't Make A Summer
17 Escorts : Bingo
18 Deep Freeze Mice : Neuron Music
19 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
20 Dadistics : Modern Girl

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EYE ON EBAY-----Old school cravat tribute to prime minister?

Angry noisy punk from the only good thing to come from Redditch, probably. Gordon by the Cravats sells for £34.77 which is probably a lot more than Gordon Brown's credentials are worth this morning.

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EYE ON EBAY-------A kick in the wallet

When the Incredible Kidda Band grew up they became Kicks and the single If Looks Could Kill was released on Blue Chip records in 1981 as a limited edition. Popular on powerpop wants lists this sold for £158.18.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 april 23

1 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
2 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann
3 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
4 Colenso Parade : Fontana Eyes
5 Cradleyard : Alone
6 Cavalcade : This Silent Town
7 Bassholes : Moody
8 Tin Openers : Set Me Free
9 Escorts : Bingo
10 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
11 Dubious Brothers : The Dog Ate My Poll Tax Form
12 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
13 Collapsible Deckchairs : William Shakespeare
14 Kick Inside : Oh, Vanity
15 Blood Red Shoes : It's Getting Boring By The Sea
16 Allo, Darlin' : The Polaroid Song
17 Hardy Boys : Plink Plonk Fizz
18 Cavalcade : Voices
19 Dubious Brothers : By The Light Of A Cynical Moon
20 Some Average Prophecy : Tie Me To The Railway Line

EYE ON EBAY------A mixed-up kid returns.

Responsible for one of the great powerpop singles, The Original-Mixed Up Kid, the Various Artists LP has surfaced after years of hiding. This is most certainly the reissue that appeared a few years ago. Nothing as startling as their solo single lurks within. Not sure this ever got a proper release back in 1981. Final sale price of £56.05 after 27 bids would have left me wincing if I hadn't bought my copy at a record fair a few months ago for £10.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 april 16

1 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
2 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
3 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann
4 Cavalcade : This Silent Town
5 Bassholes : Moody
6 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
7 Tin Openers : Set Me Free
8 Colenso Parade : Fontana Eyes
9 Escorts : Bingo
10 Dubious Brothers : The Dog Ate My Poll Tax Form
11 Collapsible Deckchairs : William Shakespeare
12 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
13 Cradleyard : Alone
14 Blood Red Shoes : It's Getting Boring By The Sea
15 Dubious Brothers : By The Light Of A Cynical Moon
16 Allo, Darlin' : The Polaroid Song
17 Kick Inside : Oh,Vanity
18 Some Average Prophecy : Tie Me To The Railway Line
19 Hardy Boys : Plink Plonk Fizz
20 Cavalcade : Voices

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EYE ON EBAY------Dessert reaches price ceiling

Before Blancmange began wowing eighties popkids with such hits as Living On The Ceiling and Waves they were involved in an experimental adventure they prosaically called Irene And Mavis. What would the old ladies in the laundarette pictured on the sleeve have made of it? "Put it back in the wash, dear", they might have said. It's minimal madness that belongs on Industrial records. I can assure you of this as I snapped up a copy from a generous dealer for £20 about two years ago. It sells on ebay for £88.96.

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EYE ON EBAY-----A message to you, Rudi

Pete Newnham's Rudi zooms into three figures and halts at £131. If you're itching to hear the A side I point you towards Bored Teenagers Volume 5 comp on Bin Liner. Plenty of other bruising punk wails to enjoy by the likes of the Negatives, Blitz, Rezizters and the Rats.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 april 9

1 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
2 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
3 Cavalcade : This Silent Town
4 Tin Openers : Set Me Free
5 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
6 Dubious Brothers : The Dog Ate My Poll Tax Form
7 Ethnobabes : My Friend Ann
8 Dubious Brothers : By The Light Of A Cynical Moon
9 Bassholes : Moody
10 Escorts : Bingo
11 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
12 Blood Red Shoes : It's Getting Boring By The Sea
13 Colenso Parade : Fontana Eyes
14 Blanche Hudson Weekend : Crying Shame
15 Allo, Darlin' : The Polaroid Song
16 Hardy Boys : Plink Plonk Fizz
17 Cavalcade : Voices
18 Kick Inside : Oh, Vanity
19 Wild Swans : God Forbid
20 Some Average Prophecy : Tie Me To The Railway Line

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EYE ON EBAY-------A-yodelling we will go

You ebayers are so predictable. £417 for the Exits ep. Couldn't you have let it alone so I could win it for £100? If only I'd been a regular at Rumbelows in Hounslow back in the day, one of the few outlets it was sold despite the band coming from the glamourously-glazed city of Stoke.

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EYE ON EBAY----He's back

Clive Culbertson returns and this time he's even greedier. His unsatisfied appetite gobbles up £213.04. Hope that 4p doesn't give him indigestion. Last time he squeezed a £150+ from some punter. Despite the fact that this record seems to be multiplying there's no shortage of free-spending candidates in thrall to its dubious rarity.



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EYE ON EBAY-----Page three extras

Those naked women on the Scoop sleeve appear snooty to me; difficult to achieve when your shorn of all attire. Their charms lured in £141 for seller Punkysteve. A good price for a record that often scrapes the £100 undercarriage.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 april 2

1 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
2 Tin Openers : Set Me Free
3 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
4 Blood Red Shoes : It's Getting Boring By The Sea
5 Dubious Brothers : The Dog Ate My Poll Tax Form
6 Escorts : Bingo
7 Dubious Brothers : By The Light Of A Cynical Moon
8 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
9 Bassholes : Moody
10 Hardy Boys : Wonderful Lie
11 Blanche Hudson Weekend : Crying Shame
12 Cavalcade : This Silent Town
13 Allo, Darlin' : The Polaroid Song
14 Wild Swans : God Forbid
15 Kick Inside : Oh, Vanity
16 Hardy Boys : Plink Plonk Fizz
17 Shrag : Long Term Monster
18 Cavalcade : Voices
19 Some Average Prophecy : Tie Me To The Railway Line
20 Kustom : Let The Girl Dance

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HARDY BOYS-------NEW CD

The new CD by the Hardy Boys, Play Songs From The Lenin And McCarthy Songbook is out now. I can wholeheartedly recommend this if you love quality pop music. Three of the four tracks from their very rare 12" are present including the splendid Wonderful Lie which will be featuring at my forthcoming wedding. What higher recommendation could anyone want?

Here's the link to their MySpace page where you can hear four of the songs from the LP.
http://www.myspace.com/thehardyboysmusic

http://zzzing.co.uk/

The Hardy Boys - Send Me A Sign

EYE ON EBAY----Not jilted this time

Comedy records, love or hate them, one could feel the pain Jilted John was working though whilst moping outsode the chip shop. Never, since Leader Of The Pack, was teenage love presented so poignantly. One could almost smell the heartbreak wafting off of those chips. Graham Fellows left his soggy-hearted alter ego behind and began a new life. One legendary LP from the 80's, the romantically named Love At The Hacienda, captures collectors' imaginations, enough to secure a final sale price of £63.47.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140394150256&ssPageName=ADME:B:WNA:GB:1123

TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 mar 26

1 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
2 Tin Openers : Set Me Free
3 Blood Red Shoes : It's Getting Boring By The Sea
4 Dubious Brothers : The Dog Ate My Poll Tax Form
5 Escorts : Bingo
6 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
7 Blanche Hudson Weekend : Crying Shame
8 Shrag : Long Term Monster
9 Dubious Brothers : By The Light Of A Cynical Moon
10 Wild Swans : God Forbid
11 Allo, Darlin' : The Polaroid Song
12 Kustom : Let The Girl Dance
13 Kick Inside : Oh, Vanity
14 Some Average Prophecy : Tie Me To The Railway Line
15 Cavalcade : Voices
16 Bassholes : Moody
17 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
18 Hardy Boys : Plink Plonk Fizz
19 Ogdens : Rachel Put Your Arms About Me
20 Parallelograms : Dream On Daisy

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EYE ON EBAY-------Satan's little earner

Thrust my hands deep into my pockets and found a farthing in a nest of fluff. So I stepped out of the bidding ring and let the madness ensue. Don't think I've seen this sell for as much as £345. It's Royal Northern by Demon Preacher. Seller Punkysteve is held in high esteem in ebay world so this attracted a small circus of non God-fearing bidders. If only this single would go forth and multiply; in other words will Sing Sing records please reissue it.

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TURNTABLE REVOLUTION TOP 20 mar 19

1 Cavalcade : Meet You In The Rain
2 Blood Red Shoes : It's Getting Boring By The Sea
3 Tin Openers : Set Me Free
4 Escorts : Bingo
5 Blanche Hudson Weekend : Crying Shame
6 Shrag : Long Term Monster
7 Allo, Darlin' : The Polaroid Song
8 Dubious Brothers : The Dog Ate My Poll Tax Form
9 Wild Swans : God Forbid
10 Some Average Prophecy : Tied Me To The Railway Line
11 Kick Inside : Oh, Vanity
12 Kustom : Let The Girl Dance
13 Cavalcade : Voices
14 Dubious Brothers : By The Light Of A Cynical Moon
15 Hardy Boys : Let The World Smother You
16 Ogdens : Rachel Put Your Arms About Me
17 Parallelograms : Dream On Daisy
18 Betty And The Werewolves : David Cassidy
19 Hardy Boys : Plink Plonk Fizz
20 Cold Comfort : S.A.W.S

Green numbers indicate new entries.